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Friday, September 14, 2007

haha so we have finalised our gang! haha omg yea come to think of it .. we havent given it a name Oo haha but who cares.. heres our members!

1) cleavage ching
2) faeces goh
3) asshole chia
4) anus neo
5) droppings sim
6) penis yong....[leader, founder and sick minded kid]
7)buddha goh
8) gayvetoot teo
9) shemale ng
10) tan lumpa!
11) breast teoh
12)yap manlygay
13) yeow sissy
14) yin baldchinabastardwithwhitehair

HAHA thats the family man! im asshole chia (:
ive gotta another gang/family.. this too doesnt have a name Oo
here it goes.

1) brian ching wen he->B.C.W.H-> big cleavage with hair !
2) chris chia hui jie->C.C.H.J-> cavin cock hair jam !
3) daryl neo boon yao->D.N.B.Y-> daddy no balls, WHYYYY.....
4) douglas sim wei ming-> D.S.W.M-> douglas sex with mother ![sick lah this]
5) eng gee khiang-> E.G.K-> erecting glowing kok ![also sick right]
6) dillon yeo guo dong-> D.Y.G.D-> dillon why got dick!..........

haha wa lao this gang too is sickk..
but yea we are family..:)
start the blog!
later. ba

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{ 12:52 AM }

Thursday, September 13, 2007

i shall name today, 'all thanks to nicholas tan' day.

okay everything was all okay and stuff.. till last period.. WA LAO LASTTTTT PERIOD LEH!!! wasted 2 hours cause of a handshake.== i shall never touch nicholas tan again.. i need a restriction thing.. yes i have repeated my story for like lemme see , 1..2..3..4..5....... OMG like 10++ times lah abt 5 to the soccer players b4 i left school.. and the other 5 to my family== wu liao lah that thing.. so i shall repeat it for the 11th time. i should write it in points.. seems nicer :)

mr han came in.
nicholas as usual played game boy == super childish right..
some one 'not saying who'.. saboed him..
mr han walked to nick tan.. damn mad..
took nick tan bag thinking g.b was inside.
g.b dropped out on the floor.. nick tan rushed to get it back.
mr han saw. rushed back to take it away.
nic tan struggled mr han pinned him harder..
g.b ended with mr han
nick tan stood up crying..
saying 'CHHE BYE! MOTHER FUCK LAH. U NO LAN JIAO !'
[whole class silent]
mr han calls monitor get d.k
monitor cannot find
jenifer goh walks past class.
mr han calls her back to help the situation
nic tan called out.
he shook my hand to give good luck.
i tried to say i told u so
too late
jenifer goh called me out
[she took damn long siah..wonder what she thinking]
she a.c.b.c come talk like a cool person
say ' shake hand is a guesture of brothers good buddies.. support wtv shit he does..'
all the weird things.
after a while of me denying.. she screems at me.. holding my collar..==
shes shorter than me lah.. by a head?
shout.. UR INNOCENT MEH?
i think she wants me to cry.==
i stare down she stare up.. after a while call me and nic tan pack bag follo her..go staff room
i wrote down what had happened.. 2 pages :) i awed her man
haha then she talk to me personally trying to get the clues and stuff.
then after 2 fucking long hrs.. then i was let off.. poor nicholas, may get canning :O

okay so thats what practically happened. ahah day of crap eh
even art.. MISS LIEW SAID THIS.. b4 recess......'ur must come back here after before u go for recess' come recess 'min quan its okay u can go first.' WTH BIASED fuck the teacher lah zao zhi dao then join syfc ler..== be a gay ba..
haha so fucked up.. then i.t lesson.. we did som'learn how to type ' thing == BORINGG.. lol when teacher not look.. use the wrong method to type
haha so thats for today.. fucked up thursday :( bet 2morrow many friends and teachers would ask what had happen.
nvmnvm haha its over.. my dad wans to go to the sch to complian :O haha tata for now.

ALL WRONG;
{ 8:00 AM }

Thursday, September 6, 2007

HELLO MANKIND.
life is now at 12.51:38 am and going
[its the time i began]
so this is what happen today.

woke up..
did maths. then started drawing! ZERO.!!!!! VAMPIREKNIGHT MANs. and susumu from peace maker! woo sexy..go check mai friendster.. www.friendster.com/spasmm :) can see it plus yesterday drawing tetsunosuke! haha wa lao im damn sian mans..took bus 970 to great world city met dad to watch evan almighty with my sisters lah. the bus took freaking long to come mans. near half an hour to be exact. ok lah the show.. 1 and a half for its rating.. low eh oO ..then came home ate sashimi.. and went on msn lah.
some person wants to get me a care bear for my birthday :O wth lol talked with that someone for a while on why boys should not have care bears..:) then kept the radio on.. listenned to the muttons! from muttons to midnight and muttons at midnight :) haha now its on.. OMG LAH boys are suppose to call and intro himself to a girl..wth..

MY SIS WANTS TO ME TO CALL WTF then say like 'hello im 23.. hi angella.. im rorbbettt i have no armpit hair and pubic hair :) i love my hair i have fats comming out of my underwear..'OMG LAH DAMN FUNNY SIAH!

okay this is tickle my mutton. 'a young man had dyed green hair with red and blue streaks..was sitting on a park bench. this old man sat at the other end. he kept staring at the young man. the young man said ' stare what stare..never see something crazy before isit' the old man replied ' got! when i was young..in the army, i was drunk with my friends.. and had sex with a parrot. i was wondering if u were my son.'

OMG LAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN FUNNY MAN! omg damn late ler.. gtg sleep.. i sign off at 1:13:56 :) 7 sept! a.d remember.. muttons love u! HAHAHAHA omg sian go sleep chris go sleep! x)
'CHRIS-

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{ 9:48 AM }

BOOYA

YOUR CURRENTLY ON;
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for a start: Its written chia hui jie christopher on his birth cert. family, thats what he has. rock climbing is wad he doesBEST. could take like 11 seconds to climb a 7 story wall. such a climbing freak!.
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28'1o'94
MSHS-
~~6H-06..~~
1HENRY-:D
male...
chrischia_hj@hotmail.com
friendster=D
admires.. hmmm =X :)

LOVES-HATES-WISHES

LOVES
~1Henry-07....HAN LAO BEI~~~6H-06...LIN LAO HIAH~~~my friends....all of them..even those who i havent been in contact with~God~teachers( the pro ones )
~and of course -someone-...=X...
~hope -someone- wont dao me =X~CHOCOLATE :D~MARIST! :D~ROCK CLIMBING :D~KAYAKING :D~MUSIC :D~SWIMMING :D~HANGING OUT :D~FRIENDS :D~MY LAPTOP :D
HATES
~HIS~DIRTY PENCIL CASE ==! ~POACHERS ~"FORESTS-KILLERS" ~BLAMED FOR NOTHING ~FAILING ~NAGS ~HOMEWORK ~BACKSTABBERS ~LONG SCH HOURS ~EXAMS/TESTS ~MOSQUITOES ~SORE THROAT ~now read the wants--XDD
WISHES
~LONG HAIR-as in like jap ppl haha NOT Girls kind of rebornded hair -.- ~damn the rules. ~== stupid people who make the rules== [RAFFLES--M.O.E--THAT BIG SHOT GUY(3big shots] ~GRADES TO IMPROVE. (: -gosh if 1h could be the exact replica of 6h ~less homework ~holidays without homework ~NEW HANDPHONE! xD ~~~a nice bag~~-o8'o5'o7 ~~~new shoes~~ ~~~OWN ROOM~~-[since long long ago] ~going out with friends =) ~allowed to go out after school- ~December to come ~Laptop to be properly fixed again - damn the apple screen is falling off :O

mood

is currently;
?CONFUSED?

CONFUSED with
this whole mix up.---okay wtf..im done man

SPEAK

dude..dont spam[99%chance the spammer is my sis==]

LINKS

yo ermm dun spamm my frenws..please..=.-

mshs/6h-06 dudes/--XD
KiAT:)

CHRIS-CHUA:]

J.Q^^

DaRYl:>

sec 1henry-07-kids-XDD
Min quan=D

Shun feng =D

D.N.B.Y=D

other school peeps-boys
Josh ;; my bro* - chung cheng high ;D

other school peeps-girls
Yu xian ;; friend (:- tuition

Alexis ;; friend (:- scgs

Jade ;; friend (:- ij.tp

Felicia ;; friend (: -rvhs

ada. a.k.a chip&dale ;; friend (:- dhs

Yee xuan ;; friend (:- tuition

Charlotte ;; friend (:- tuition

Jolene ;; friend (:- tuition

xinyu ;; friend (: -chung cheng high

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